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  1. Where can I find GOD?

  2. Which is right: Intelligent Design or Darwinism?

  3. Why doesn't GOD save my little brother dying of cancer?

  4. Why does GOD make Cancer?

  5. Does GOD hate Fags, Kikes, Niggers -- fill in the blank?

  6. Does GOD support abortion?

  7. Where is your church located?

  8. So what would your church service be like?

  9. Does God support war?

  10. Is there a devil?

  11. Why can't you just stomp out the devil?

  12. If the devil is real, how do I avoid his wrath. Are you sure you can't just stomp him out?

  13. Are we created in God's image? Do you look like me?

  14. Don't sidestep the issue, I want to know what God looks like -- show me?

  15. You don't talk like the GOD of my Bible with the power to make pillars of salt of those who defy his rules?

  16. I'd rather believe that GOD is an awesome GOD with the power to bring Jesus back to life from the dead.

  17. A true GOD would not have a ghost writer

  18. Is there Life after Life (re-incarnation)??

  19. Does prayer work? How should I pray?

  20. How will the world end? When will you come back?

  21. What is the meaning of life?

  22. You have no real power .. I kill thousands of you just washing my hands!!

  23. What is hell?

  24. Does GOD condone suicide?

  25. Does GOD make mistakes?

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Where can I find GOD?

["I am with you always, even to the end of the world" but I am also with all the animals and plants.

You are my body, I am your spirit.]


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Which is right: Intelligent Design or Darwinism?

[Both answers are right. You work independently of me and I sit back and bask in the glory of what you create of your life.

Mild changes occur over time, speciation occurs gradually as you find your niche in the environment you were created in.

But in crisis, I can manipulate all those "dead segments" of DNA to insure survival in trying times.

WASHINGTON - Scientists believe they have found a key gene that helped the human brain evolve from our chimp-like ancestors. In just a few million years, one area of the human genome seems to have evolved about 70 times faster than the rest of our genetic code. It appears to have a role in a rapid tripling of the size of the brain's crucial cerebral cortex, according to an article published Thursday in the journal Nature.
 
Accident or an example of  intelligent design??  Perhaps I got bored waiting for you to grow up and stop screwing around in the trees.

 

Study co-author David Haussler, director of the Center for Biomolecular Science and Engineering at the University of California, Santa Cruz, said his team found strong but still circumstantial evidence that a certain gene, called HAR1F, may provide an important answer to the question: "What makes humans brainier than other primates?" Human brains are triple the size of chimp brains.

Looking at 49 areas that have changed the most between the human and chimpanzee genomes, Haussler zeroed in on an area with "a very dramatic change in a relatively short period of time."

That one gene didn't exist until 300 million years ago and is present only in mammals and birds, not fish or animals without backbones. But then it didn't change much at all. There are only two differences in that one gene between a chimp and a chicken, Haussler said.

But there are 18 differences in that one gene between human and chimp and they all seemed to occur in the development of man, he said.

Andrew Clark, a Cornell University professor molecular biology who was not part of Haussler's team, said that if true, the change in genes would be fastest and most dramatic in humans and would be "terrifically exciting."

Accident or an example of  intelligent design??  Perhaps I got bored waiting for you to spread the word of GOD.

However, the gene changed so fast that Clark said that he has a hard time believing it unless something unusual happened in a mutation. It's not part of normal evolution, he said. Haussler attributed the dramatic change to the stress of man getting out of trees and walking on two feet.

And it's not just that this gene changed a lot. There is also its involvement with the cerebral cortex, which is responsible for some of the more complex brain functions, including language and information processing.

 

 

Jupiter's gravity and Earth's atmosphere limit most life threatening events; but when they happen, I am the spirit, the force behind your desire to live.

Although I can live without you, you are my wheels, you spread the word of GOD throughout all the land.  We are a team.

With you at the helm, I can concentrate on matters other than existence.

When you die, you surrender your autonomy and become we, the life force of all living beings.

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Why doesn't GOD save my little brother?

[God and your brother are connected -- if your brother dies, he transforms from being the noun (a physical instrument of GOD) to a verb

( the message of GOD). He may not be in charge like GOD has allowed him to do in this physical life,

but he is part of the experience of GOD. There is no reason to fear death, nor embrace it. We are on a journey you and I.

Enjoy this time you have living separate from GOD and remember, you have a lot of life to live with regrets,

so try to remain unencumbered with "shoulda woulda coulda" by choosing wisely in the first place.

Although I am with you always, I only get the "Reader's Digest" view of your life.

Your head sits on top of your heart for a reason -- YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF YOUR DESTINY!! I am just along for the ride.]

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Why does GOD make Cancer anyway?

[ Cancer is just one of the ways we learn how to be better. Your brother may have died but the knowledge in treating your brother

adds to the basic blueprint of man.  Only cancer learns  to adapt to radiation.  That information

(how cancer cells adapt to overcome a hostile environment) becomes important on the molecular level.

If the magnetic fields reverse as they have done in the past and our radiation levels increase in the 1-300 year interim, 

the knowledge gained through your brothers suffering will allow us to tweak future genetic blueprints with just enough radiation resistance

to allow life to adapt and survive.  God is continually adjusting the blueprint. Your brother's sacrifice may save all life (as you know it)

10,000 years from now. There is a delicate balance between Cancer (uncontrolled growth unchecked by the immune system) and

Lupus (the immune system so fired up it attacks the body it is supposed to  protect).  Most of the time, the immune system is tuned just right

and you get neither Lupus or Cancer.]

Does GOD hate Fags, Kikes, Niggers?

[ GOD loves diversity.  If you haven't guessed by now, GOD is blind to the future? 

We (You and IAM) are protected  from extinction by many diverse copies.  There is nothing to hate. 

Here are examples of why we need lots of diversity to meet all challenges: 

  • If the magnetic protection is lost by the poles flip-flopping, the increased  radiation will poison white man with too much vitamin D

made as his white skin absorbs the extra UV radiation.  The environment will select for the black man whose skin color will protect

against excessive vitamin D production (toxic to the liver).   The body makes vitamin D from sunlight, and the pigmented skin of blacks and

other dark-skinned ethnic groups doesn't absorb sunlight as easily as pale skin.

On a similar note, if a neutron star collapses 100 million light years from us, the weakened gamma ray burst will only torch about

40% of our ozone layer and the black man will survive for the above reasons. The Nitrous Oxides made from the gamma rays will

eventually trigger a nuclear winter from the smog created. Black man may survive but he will piss and moan about the weather. 

Sorry, any closer gamma ray burst aimed at us from our own Milky Way Galaxy will torch all life except for those BORG living underground.

  • If an asteroid hits and creates a "nuclear winter" scenario with clouds blocking out the sunlight,

then the environment selects for the white man while the black man will  get rickets from  vitamin D deficiency.

An era of "black boys can't jump" will follow -- they limp off to the library and study while we white boys play the hoops.

 

  • If  a small asteroid splashes into the ocean carrying the next plague virus, the surviving Fag  who has challenged

his immune system to the max with multiple partners and risky behavior (don't try this -- there are many losers and few winners)

may be one of only a few survivors. 

The Lab Tech's  & health care workers  may also be survivors because of exposure to illness while healthy. 

We have our own term for this in the lab -- we attribute it to a "laboratory immunity" to the bugs we deal with. 

We still  respect the power of infection, we wear our gloves and take precautions AND SO SHOULD YOU!! 

Cover "little willie" up before you engage in  risky sexual behavior.

Just like in Star Trek, we need many diverse copies to accomplish the mission. 

We need some to stay pure to their race and some to mix it up because we don't know what will work  on the challenges ahead. 

We don't know who will emerge as the savior of the human race.


Does GOD support abortion?

[Well, it does seem like an awful waste. From a numbers standpoint, you humanoids have done quite well for yourselves,

driving some species to extinction. War is the usual outcome of population density and is preferred to abortion but your delivery systems

and weapons have become so violent, I am leaning towards abortion.  If you are Catholic, the cruelest cut of all .. or is it?

  If I've told you to once, I've told you a hundred times, WATCH THE SHEPPARD'S OF THE FLOCK 

 

Where is your church located?

             Currently               Future with your donation

      

In Nebraska, the BEEF STATE. 

Where ever our funds will allow us to build. We are  hoping Warren will come forth with a few million to help out.

Look  for the large Cow Pie structure between Omaha and Lincoln coming soon. That will be us.

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So what would your church service be like?

If you need a break from the stress of work, I suppose we could all join hands and sing "Kumbaya".

I don't need a lot of "glory be to me" stuff. We are a team. We either excel or fail together. You decide the format.

A Sunday service isn't necessary, but people of like mind enjoy getting together and sharing.

That might be important for survival if the Muslims or Christians threaten to stomp us out.

How bout some of that good ol' Arkansas back to the bible belt religion, I'll bring the snakes.

Does anybody know the banjo part to "Deliverance" (or you may know it as "dueling banjo's)?

 

  If I've told you to once, I've told you a hundred times, WATCH THE SHEPPARD'S OF THE FLOCK 

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How can I join your church?

[What makes you think you are not already a member? You live, you eat other life forms, you shit.

That is all the membership requirements necessary for the Church of the Bovine Scatology.   

Since we have no exclusivity (I'm going to heaven and you infidels are not), no colorful pageantry and rituals,

and you really have no choice in the matter,  you may not consider this a religion.  

May be you had better stick to your old religion with lots of rules for the followers and few for the shepards

  If I've told you to once, I've told you a hundred times, WATCH THE SHEPPARD'S OF THE FLOCK 

FROM US CAME EVERYTHING ELSE .. the Cyanobacter

While prokaryotic cyanobacteria themselves reproduce asexually through cell division, they were instrumental in priming the environment

 for the evolution of more complex eukaryotic organisms. Cyanobacteria are thought to be responsible for increasing the amount of oxygen

 in earth's atmosphere through photosynthesis. Cyanobacteria use water, carbon dioxide, and sunlight to create food.

The biproducts of this process are oxygen and calcium carbonate (lime). A layer of mucous often forms over mats of cyanobacterial cells.

In modern microbial mats, debris from the surrounding habitat can become trapped within the mucous, which can be cemented together by the

calcium carbonate to grow thin laminations of limestone. Cement is bonded together with limestone.  While we provide the bonding agent for your

 buildings, your food, and the oxygen you breath.  We prefer you continue your ascent without thinking about us. Thank you, the BORG!]

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Does God support war?

War is good. It reduces the breeding population and leaves lots of young widows for aging male-menopause types to prey on.

It spreads the word of GOD to distant lands and allows the mixing of cultures (and genes).

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Is there a devil?

This is a difficult question for you to fathom but yes, we all live with a few demons within us. 

They are like fallen angels who have lost their way just as your Bible promotes. They are me without the majesty of you and me.

They are opposites, loaners, and ornery cusses. They don't like the constraint of rules, they are deaf to the cosmic order.

They live for themselves and will eat you alive if given the chance. Too many of them can overwhelm the gestalt of what is you and me. 

When our spirit weakens (the our is you and me working together), they may bubble up and cause discord and imbalance in our lives and the world.


Why can't you just stomp out the devil?

The devil is like a jealous twin. My power comes from you. (remember that "we are, I AM" stuff).

Alone, we are of equal strength. I can only be as strong as you make me out to be.

Together we can resist the force of the devil but alone I am of equal strength to my ill-mannered twin.

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If the devil is real, how do I avoid his wrath. Are you sure you can't just stomp him out?

[Crowd him out is more like it. You can help by seeking balance in all parts of your life.

Consume varied life forms, meditate or reflect on what we are accomplishing, try to improve mankind and limit your sexual partners. 

If you have the hots for someone, masturbate in honor of that someone.

Get your daughters and sons vaccinated with the new
HPV innoculations.  HPV can be passed by mouth to mouth kissing
as well as oral-genital and ordinary sex.

 

Boys are better at fantasizing than girls (Britany Spears could be called the girl with a thousand hands) but you both need to work it solo

until you are ready to commit to a monogamous relationship. This "hooking up" business creates unwanted copies and limits the balance I spoke of.

You also open yourself to nasty infections that may cause problems for both of us. The less I shine, the less you glow.

You may look the same on the outside but your spirit inside may be tarnished. You may find your good looks  won't carry you as far

when your spirits are down. I would say this to the ENRON executives and others who are getting these insane bonus's

(The average CEO of an American Company makes 430 times the lowest paid worker). Taking more than your share while your company

(and it's employees) go in the toilet is not the balance you should be seeking.

Using your money to buy yet another summer villa in the Hamptons so you or your company can dodge taxes,

makes a more difficult journey for others to take. When you diminish them, you diminish me and we become prey to the excesses of the devil.

 If you wish to honor me, promote birth control, volunteer or mentor others in their journey, take enough to have a good life and give away the rest,

seek balance in your life, meditate / reflect on your own journey and make "soft footprints" in the environment in which you live.]

 

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Are we created in God's image? Do you look like me?

[Well, yes and know (a little humor -- God has a sense of humor -- look at the platypus).

If you want an anthropomorphic view of me, look in the mirror; there "I am, we are". I have many forms.

The form is not as important as the message. The instruments of the orchestra can be studied. Some are made of wood and some of brass.

You can study their form without ever knowing the gestalt of the orchestra's message when man and trumpet work as one.

You are a wisp of genetic code without me, a compilation of Cs,Ts,Gs and As. Studying the notes without hearing the music we make together

is a very small step in understanding who we (you and me) are. Together, we are MORE than our parts. Your body can drive chemical reactions

the wrong way (lesser energy to more energy) [think Krebs cycle] humbling the best biochemists. So a little less focus on who I am

and what I look like and more focus on where we are going together would be appreciated.

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Don't sidestep the issue, I want to know what God looks like -- show me?

[I think you want to know if GOD looks like you so you can feel superior to others.

That is the only problem I have with religion, it grows in its own arrogance to the point of absurdity

(think blowing up an abortion clinic in the name of Jesus).

To paraphrase Lord Acton [1887], absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Hitler's rise to power by using the Jews as a scapegoat could not have happened if the German people did not want to look in the mirror

and see themselves as superior. Ironically, elimination of the Jews led to Germanys downfall. The Jews smart enough to escape before

 Hitler's "final solution" worked on the Manhattan project which led to the atomic bombs that ended WW II.

The height of religious power and arrogance was the Crusades.

Today we have the Muslims putting the Christians to the rack in a reverse Crusades "kill all the infidels". It will never end until

you take responsibility for your actions and quit blaming it on the will of Allah, etc. When the Catholic Church wants you to have many children,

think Ronald Reagan. Umm, perhaps they want the growth to become the most powerful religion on earth [think Crusades] or do they just

want an endless stream of alter boys to play with?  TRUST BUT VERIFY!! 

When the Mullah wants you to blow yourself up in the name of Allah, ask for at least 1/2 of the 70 virgins now

and you'll take the rest after you detonate. 

Giving away the power of your soul to a religion, a leader, or a movement can blind you to the life I have provided you.

Still, it is your life to choose, I will not interfere. Much good comes from religious devotion (think Sistine Chapel and Michelangelo),

But please, WATCH THE SHEPPARD'S OF THE FLOCK  !

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Omaha has had it's own Nun's and Priests caught with there hand in the till, but here we have extravagances at Oral Roberts,

just like the Jim Baker's air conditioned dog houses, 20 years earlier.

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Show your face or I am outa here!!

[We are a team. I assimilate your spirit when you die, You become we, the life force of all living beings. We are, I AM.]

 

Okay, Here I am!! "I am what I am" Are you satisfied.

I really can't talk about myself -- I have no self. WE are  BORG -- the descendants of the Bacteria of the Red and Green algae, the cyanobacter.

We are playing in the Key of Life! Can you hear it??

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That was a caricature -- I want to see the real You!

[Cyanobacteria Your PooP today

  Magnification  11000 X                                                                 11000 X                                                                           1200 X

Okay, you can't see just me -- I am never alone. Thanks to you, there are many diverse copies of me.

We are the descendants of the Cyanobacter and you have spread us far and wide across the world.

We are your purpose for being. The smaller picture is me 100 million years ago -- not much change.]

 

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You don't talk like the GOD of my Bible with the power to make pillars of salt of those who defy his rules?

You have no intelligence!!

[Actually, I am an old salt. I am the Bacteria of the Red and Green algae of the sea. B.O.R.G. for short.

I am the founder of (speaking in first person but I speak collectively for the entire family and our power comes from the entire collective)

of all that is you. I am the engine that makes the life of the Green algae possible and because the green algae live, higher organisms live.

The algae would die without me because I convert the sun's energy that they get all the credit for. You are my body and I am your purpose for being.

We are symbionts. My descendants live in you, the E. Coli, the Bacteroides, the Proteus and others. We are your silent partners. 

That's the way I like it, you take the credit for reaching to the stars, I'll go along for the ride.

My only requirement is that you must drink water to survive because my life cycle is complete when I am  "flushed" back to the ocean

where I return to my crystalline form, GAIA (the goddess of earth).   All bacteria from your bowel have seen the world through your eyes,

heard and felt the world through your body. They report to me and I store the information in my indestructable solid form,

the biotic stromatolyte.

We exchange snippets of survival  that may be useful to re-create you based on the life you live and the experiences you have.

Don't worry, we are not recording that you had sex with that little tart at the office.

You have religions that require going to Mecca or Jerusalem to be "reborn", "revitalized", "reenergized". How about your desire to kiss the Popes ring?

Our only desire is to be at rest in the crystalline form in the ocean and wait for the next catastrophe.

Although you have evolved to a high-order being, you still must drink water and poop -- pretty smart, eh?? Now that's intelligent design.

Christ tried to tell you about us but your anthropocentric vision got in the way. "The kingdom of GOD is within you"  (Luke 17:21)

I know what you are thinking, I'll poop in the desert and be rid of you. Since I am everywhere and time has no definition for me, I don't mind basking

in the desert sun for a few millennia. Giving me new challenges ensures my (our for you are a part of me) survival.

I would caution you that taking antibiotics to purge me from you will kill you. That is the intelligent design I have built in. If you don't carry me,

you have lost your purpose in the cosmic order and you will die. In the movie "2001, A Space Odyssey" , the HAL 9000 computer takes over

the space ship because there is no effective "kill switch". We BORG maintain the Vitamin K kill switch in our intelligent Bio-ship.

Kill us off and you lose your source of Vitamin K. Without Vitamin K, you don't produce Prothrombin. Without Prothrombin, you bleed to death. 

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!  Sounds pretty intelligent to me

There is even some intelligence to making shit offensive to you. It kept you exploring (once the shit hole filled up) as ape-man,

eventually spreading me around the globe.  I am even in your cells as mitochondria.

The emblem used by the Borg under  in  and .

Stare at the crystal and GAIA can be visualized.  She records in crystalline form all that is needed to rebirth us.

Yes, there is some intelligent design to evolution but we, the BORG, do not want the credit. Don't pull that stained toilet paper from your ass

and start talking to me. Just send me on my way to my Mecca and get back to work, creating and making the world a better place.]

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Is there Life after Life (re-incarnation)??

Yes and No.  If you are wondering if there will be a clone of you frolicking through meadows with your ancestors, a small yes.

 Your life passes before you at the time of death so you will be re-connected with ancestors as your memory fires off it's storage for the last time.

Hopefully, you will have pleasant memories frozen in time as the physical "you" ceases to exist. The real afterlife is a composite of  all life stored

in GAIA of the sea.  You will be re-built from pieces of all life and evolve into a new being who will  write a new Bible  with past memories

 of great floods and fire and brimstone implanted from the past (again -- Sisyphus revisited).  Comets and Tsunami's from earthquakes will happen .

Shit happens.  GOD only cares about the big picture and the big picture is self perpetuating life adapting to new challenges.

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I'd rather believe that GOD is an awesome GOD with the power to bring Jesus back to life from the dead.

How do you know that Jesus wasn't "the son of man"? He came to the world as a simple carpenter, not a King. We BORG came to the world

as a microscopic speck with no real power alone. His message was one of equality: "it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle

than for a rich man to see the kingdom of GOD". We BORG are constantly preaching BALANCE, not GREED. 

Since we BORG are not restricted to oxygen for energy (think thermal vents and the anaerobic bacteria living in your gut), we might have sacrificed

ourselves to supply enough energy  to move the message back to the messenger on that third day. 

The Chinese Healers use us all the time to move CHI (our unified energy) to this or that body area. That extra energy they call up to break boards

or gallstones is what happens when you and the 8 trillion of me residing in you work together. That small sacrifice by us in helping the exalted one

fulfill destiny would have been returned to us (you and me) a thousand fold in the good works of religion (don't think Crusades here).

If we told you that is the way it happened, it would no longer be faith, it would be fact. We BORG only want you to believe in the possibility

or you'll go looking in the mirror and start the Crusades all over again. We've seen enough of that.

Along with your belief should be a healthy skepticism of the Shepard watching his flocks. As president Reagan said, "Trust but verify".

So go ahead and believe in the GOD and savior of your choice. I get enough homage paid to me with every meal you eat and every shit you take.

Just don't let your religious endorsement consume your life. Seek balance between work, play and prayer.

That is the only commandment I have for you.

 

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A true GOD would not have a ghost writer

[If you remember, your Bible wasn't even started for 40 years after the crucifixion of Jesus and it was written by "God inspired" man.

I'll rise up and touch the keyboard when your God does and I'll try not to be 40 years late.

I (We) did not ask or want to be discovered. A scatologist did what scientists are suppose to do--. wonder,

collect information and hypothesize.

Yes, he looks at peoples poop, is a piss prophet, categorizes blood cells, and measures plasma proteins and ions. He is a medical technologist.

We have punished him with a week's constipation for writing about us. We hope he and you will forget about the BORG and leave us alone.

We are the quiet majority and we do not require adulation.]

 

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How Can I Properly Honor You?

[KEEP QUIET!! I believe your Bible said it best "BE STILL AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD". I don't want praise -- I want to go places and you

are my intelligent, consumable Bio-ship. If you wish to honor me, pick up a book and learn, look at the stars and wonder,

travel to new lands and poop. That is all I desire. Your man-god, JESUS, walked the land, led a simple life (not the 1500 dollar suits of the

TV evangelists or the air conditioned dog houses of the "Jim Bakers"), and told you "these things you will do, and more".

Honor me by "doing more", advancing mankind to the next level or helping others advance mankind (we can't all be world class scientists

and musicians). If you are the world class scientist (or the CEO of Enron), try to remember your supporting staff. The man serving the CEO

a hotdog in the lobby is also doing GOD's work. Be respectful. Praising "Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Buda, Joseph Smith, Jimmy Jones, David Koresh"

is Okay, as long as it doesn't get out of hand. It gives the "little people", as Leona Helmsley would say, something to believe in. 

 We BORG do not want the limelight.

I suppose if you really must have a holiday to honor us, you could choose a day to eat a prune and

take a really healthy shit.

 That is about all the religious movement we need.

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Does prayer work? How should I pray?

[Well, again, yes and no. If you are asking for a pot of gold to be placed at your feet, NO. If you are asking your inner self (me) for the power

to achieve a pot of gold then yes. Pharmaceutical companies must spend millions of dollars in blind studies (giving placebo pills to 1/2 of the

research volunteers) to prove their pills should be allowed on the market.

The placebo effect is so powerful that sometimes, the placebo wins; that is, the belief that the fake pill is doing good is more powerful than the

actual effects of the real pill. That same energy can be harnessed in prayer. Remember, we are a team, you and I. Together we can accomplish more.

Prayer to God can synchronize (get us both on the same page) our energies to allow you to better face the tasks of the day.

If prayer is too foreign to you, practice Ti Chi or meditate (reflect) for a half hour. It is all good and will renew your energy for the tasks of the day.

 Group prayer may be powerful enough to nudge the cosmic order so pray for others. The Kwanzaa prayer by Maya Angelou is a good start:]

Father, Mother, God, Thank you for your presence during the hard and mean days.  For then we have you to lean upon.

Thank you for your presence during the bright and sunny days, for then we can share that which we have with those who have less.

And thank you for your presence during the Holy Days, for then we are able to celebrate you and our families and our friends.

For those who have no voice, we ask you to speak.

For those who feel unworthy, we ask you to pour your love out in waterfalls of tenderness.

For those who live in pain we ask you to bathe them in the river of your healing.

For those who are lonely, we ask you keep them company.

For those who are depressed, we ask you to shower upon them the light of hope.

Dear Creator, you, the borderless sea of substance, we ask you to give to all the world that which it needs most -- Peace.

[ I especially like that "sea of substance" line .. do you think she knows about the BORG?]

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How will the world end? When will you come back?

[ I have never left so I can't come back. If you are referring to Jesus, I believe he said "Lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world."

Jesus, Buddha, Krishna, Allah live with you and will be there at the end.

The world will end because "shit happens", to quote a famous source, Forrest Gump.

It does not matter if you die, you are part of me and we will survive.

►Yellowstone may blow and create a natural "nuclear" winter and the stuff that is you may starve to death; but, the essence that is me will survive.

Beethoven is dead but someone is consistently picking up his music and rebirthing him. I will hold the essence of what is you and recreate it

in better times (which may not come for a hundred thousand years).

►A large meteor may crash into the sea and flood the earth with a giant tidal wave. I believe your Bible is fond of that scenario. 

If the meteor is large enough, the oceans will evaporate and set the sky on fire for a year or more scorching all life above ground. 

Since some BORG live 300 meters below the ocean bed, we will still survive and be waiting for a break in the earths crust to be released

to the surface (water has reformed) and start the evolutionary ball  (again -- Sisyphus revisited).

►The magnetosphere protecting our planet may reverse polarity. The interim while it is shifting (100-300 years) may open us

up to radiation from the sun that will kill most life as we know it. A few "platypuses" will be created in all the radiation; but things will

eventually sort themselves out (again -- Sisyphus revisited) in a few hundred thousand millennia. Through it all, the BORG will be there,

waiting to rebirth you into another intelligent Bio-ship when the time seems right. The first two will be called HAL and HALLEY and off we'll go

to new conquests. "To dream the impossible dream ♫♫♫ To reach the unreachable star♫♫♫ --. This is my quest ♫♫♫ to follow that star ♫♫♫

No matter how hopeless ♫♫♫ No matter how far ♫♫♫"

 We will "make it so".

By Robin Lloyd
Updated: 5:35 p.m. CT Oct 31, 2006

Lab experiments with primitive microbes taken from an Antarctic lake have shown that the hardy single-celled organisms can tolerate

 at least the warmest of the frigid temperatures found on Mars.

And they found that these species of microorganisms "huddled" together in colder temperatures to form a chemically linked unit called a biofilm.

The finding marks the first time this phenomenon has been detected in the Antarctic species of so-called EXTREMOPHILES.

The findings provide more evidence for the ideas that liquid found beneath Mars’ surface could harbor microbial life and that life could

 exist elsewhere in the solar system and galaxy, which is generally incredibly cold.

 

 

►Iran may wish to kill all the infidels of the world and establish a new world order with it's nuclear power and the US will respond by turning Iran

into green glass.  Russia will respond with some green glass of its own. The Jews preemptively level Saudi Arabia and Iraq levels Israel.

India levels Pakistan. In an odd twist of fate, the remaining Indians are forced to eat cows to survive (not that one, she has mom's eyes)

but the radiation eventually gets them too.

If I've told you to once, I've told you a hundred times, WATCH THE SHEPPARD'S OF THE FLOCK          

  

►You will create your own devil which will decimate the human population. Your population is so dense that a crossover virus from chickens

or more likely, pigs may be your downfall. You are starting xeno-transplantation (growing human hearts in pigs) to prevent you're death

(which should be perfectly natural and cosmically ordered). This may allow cross-over virus's (another devil in the making) to restore the order.

For a species so religiously entwined, you sure don't have much faith in an afterlife because you spend a lot of time and money avoiding it.

I believe your Bible says "there is a time to be born and a time to die".

►Global warming continues to warm the oceans until the methane hydride kept frozen until now warms to criticality.  The slightest earth tremor

of magnitude 4 or 5 triggers a massive conversion from the solid hydride to the gaseous form:

  1. Igniting the entire world or suffocating all life requiring oxygen. "Fire and brimstone" from your bible comes to mind here.

    Since we BORG also exist as anaerobes and some species utilize hydrogen sulfide (think thermal vents here), we'll still be around to restart

    (again -- Sisyphus revisited)  the evolutionary clock.

     

  2. More likely,  the methane and the increased CO2 bubbling from the ocean will trigger more global warming and then a new ice age

    as Greenland falls into the sea and breaks the thermohaline circulation belt.

    A new Ice age develops from the weird weather created by the broken thermohaline belt and an era of  plants begins

     as GAIA heals from her cancer, MAN!  

    The ozone protective layer is gone,  the increased radiation magnifies evolution by a hundred-fold and evolution ball begins to roll up hill  

    (again -- Sisyphus revisited).  Through it all, one thing is constant, we will be here waiting for that trip to the stars from our new pilot, Hal.

The Point:

"Strength is irrelevant, resistance is futile. 

We will add your biological and technological

distinctiveness to improve ourselves.

Your culture will adapt to service ours.

We will remain your silent partners and unseen

protectors while we evolve together." -The Borg

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What is the meaning of life?

 

SSHHhhh   -- IT happens -- or what ever your religion tells you

 
Taoism:     Shit happens, so flow with it.

Hare Krishna:  Shit Happens, She-it happens, She-it happens,
            (Repeat until you become one with she-it)
            Please this flower and buy our shit.

Confucianism:  Confucious say, "Shit happens".
            Confucious says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen
            PROPERLY."

Buddhism:   Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will
                   have salvation.

Zen:      What is the sound of shit happening?

7th Day Adventism:    Shit happens on Saturdays.



Hinduism:  I've seen this shit happening before.
         This shit is not a religion, it is the way of life.
         This shit happening IS you.

Protestantism:  If shit happens, it happens to someone else.
            If shit happens, praise the lord for it.

Calvinism:  Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.         



Lutheranism:  Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's Okay.

Anglicanism:  It's true, shit does happen -- but only to Lutherans.
                             
Catholicism:   If shit happens, you deserved it.
            You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die shit.

Charismatic Catholicism:
        Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway.


Judaism:    Why does shit always happen to US?
          Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal?

Reform Judaism:   Got any laxatives?

Islam:    If this shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
        If shit happens, take a hostage.
      
Nation of Islam:   Don't take no shit!

New Age:   This isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate.
          I create my own shit.
          If shit happens, honor it and share it.
          We're all part of the same shit.
          For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.

Wicca:     If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.
          The Goddess makes shit happen.

Jehovah's Witnesses:
         Shit happens door to door.
        Good Morning, I have some shit for you to read.

Secular Humanism:   Shit evolves.

Darwinism:        Survival of the shittiest.

 

Iraqi Baathist:       Oh, the mother of all shits!

Creationism:    --. And the Lord said "Let there be shit" --. and there
                came piles of it. After six days of this shit, He rested.

Christian Science:
        When shit happens, don't call a doctor--pray.
        Shit doesn't happen and I am not up to my eyeballs in it.

Religion from an Atheist's point of view:
          I haven't smelt, seen, touched, or tasted it. But it's shit.

Agnosticism:  It looks and smells like shit, but I haven't tasted it, so
             I'm not sure whether its shit or not.
             How can we KNOW if shit happens?
            You can't prove any of this shit!

Mormonism:   If shit happens, shun it.
            Excrement happens. (you can't say 'shit' in Utah)
           
Baptist:    You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it.
          We'll wash the shit right off you.
 

Southern Baptist:
            Shit will happen. Praise the lord!
            Our shit is better than your shit.


 

Voodoo:     Shit doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped it on you.
            Let's stick some pins in this shit!
           
Televangelism: Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening--.

Unitarianism:  What is this Shit?
            We affirm the right for shit to happen.
            Go ahead, shit anywhere you want.
            It's not the shit that matters. It's the process.

Fundamentalism:  There's no shit in the Bible.
              Shit happens, but don't publish it.

Twelve Step:  Shit happens one day at a time.



 

 

Amish:     Shit is good for the soil.
          This modern shit is worthless.

Moonies:    Only happy shit really happens.

Zoroastrianism:    Christianity stole half its shit from us.

Witchcraft:        Mix this shit together and it will happen!

Scientology:  All this happens to be shit.
           If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you.
           For $300, we can treat your inner shit.

Branch Davidianism:
        May shit happen to the FBI!
        If shit happens, have a BIG barbecue
        David thinks he's hot shit.

Creation Science:
        Shit has only been happening since October 23rd 4004 B.C.


and finally, from the Church of the Bovine Scatology:

    It may be bullshit, but it's my bullshit!!

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You have no real power .. I kill thousands of you just washing my hands!!

That is what the lion thought as the Army Ants approached.  They are also very small and insignificant individually;

But the king of the beasts runs from the HIVE MIND of many -- or dies.  Do the math. 

We BORG are 8 trillion strong in the bowels of one man and there are 8.3 billion of you.  You are just one species.  There are a trillion species

each pooping out 1/5 of their gut in new BORG every day.  It would choke a CRAY Supercomputer just doing the math of how many we are.

Don't underestimate the power of many!!  The ants would have never taken us to the stars.  We needed a vehicle that could think outside the hive-mind.

Through many evolutionary steps, you were born, looking with amazement at the stars.  We knew it wouldn't be long  before "we" would be exploring

new ground.  The ants are part of "group think". They have no sense of self so they are not likely to excel in creating new ideas.

We are your GOD living within but we report to a higher GOD of the ocean called the Cyanobacteria.  The cyanobacteria can exist as cellular life,

 and when conditions worsen, they become a  bio-film or crystalline stromatolyte.  The obvious things recorded are on immune solutions to

devilish attacks from other bacteria, virus's, prions, fungus that threaten your survival.  Other things that enhance the quality of life are also recorded,

such as Omega Moments so try to distinguish yourself as worthy stock.

 As best described by your language, an Omega Moment is a selfless act of kindness without thought of reward

Most of our lives are spent elevating ourselves in some way, but occasionally, a selfless act is recorded.

The foxhole buddy who throws himself on a grenade (either I die or we all die ) to protect others,

 

the "Bill Gates" who stoops to pick up a fork dropped by a passing waiter,

the person who rolls up your car window when it starts to rain (even though he will get wetter than if he ran for his own cover),

the Buddhists who enflamed themselves to protest the Vietnam fighting (no promise of 70 virgins there) are all Omega [thought] Moments that you

might have missed because you had your nose in the Koran, Bible, etc.

 It's time you stopped thinking of GOD as an all-powerful protector and more as a mutualist, living within. 

The cyanobacter provide you with food, oxygen, and house you (the cement structures you are so proud of are made with

 calcite (limestone) which came from the cyanobacter).    When God in your bible describes "himself" as "I am what I am",

he/it was saying that GOD IS THE WORD (the original thought, or Omega Moment).  Work your life towards making one unselfish act, advancing

mankind just a baby step further, providing the teamwork needed to support someone else who advances mankind a little further and you will

become part of the base knowledge (be stored in crystalline form )  needed to restart the evolutionary ball towards making a new "HAL". 

The rest of us must be satisfied to be part of the  redundancy of the genetic code, an important, though less distinguished role.

 

                  WATCH THE SHEPPARDS OF THE FLOCK

             TEXAS:  Where men are men ... and the sheep are real nervous!!

Now these good ol' boys may just be asking you over to share their beer or they may have

a hidden agenda.   TRUST BUT VERIFY !!  or you may end up squealing like a pig .. EEeeeeeK,

If I've told you to once, I've told you a hundred times, WATCH THE SHEPPARD'S OF THE FLOCK 

From Forrest Gump, the movie:

 

Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: That's what all these cripples down at the VA talk about: Jesus this and Jesus that.

They even had a priest come and talk to me.

He said God is listening and if I found Jesus, I'd get to walk beside him in the kingdom of Heaven.

Did you hear what I said? WALK beside him in the kingdom of Heaven! Well kiss my crippled ass. God is listening?

What a crock of shit. 

  Keep balance between work, play and prayer. Okay, prayer is not in real time so praying to GOD to save your drunken ass

as you careen off a cliff will not help,  but as your shit and blood wash down the stream towards GAIA, eventually you will become

a blueprint for the new HAL, with a diminished taste for "firewater", perhaps. 

 You are a TEST PILOT and we can't make you better unless you try to "be all that you can be". 

We only have 3.5 billion years left  before your sun becomes a red giant and  burns all life on earth to non-existence. 

We need to have a perfect model crystallized by then, preferably on at least 2 other solar systems.

  Please keep your "Jerry Springer" watching to a minimum. 

Do me the honor of reading something with more substance than SOAP DIGEST. 

The Devils (infectious bacteria, virus's, prions, and fungii ) are gaining strength. 

DO SOMETHING NOW to restore balance to the world. Practicing random acts of kindness can't hurt and the entity you help may

have only needed that little bit of strength from you to go forward with their lives.

 Like a box of chocolates, you never know which one will turn out to be the best.

 To quote Leonard Pitts, Miami Herald, "Life is a dance on the high wire above mortality, 

It unfolds in the shadow of tragedies past and tragedies yet to come. 

There's nothing you can do about it except use the time in between to laugh, sing, hug, read comic books with your grandkid as often as you can.

And try to forget that you are a wisp in a wind.  I hate that too, but what are you going to do?"

From Forrest Gump, the movie.

Forrest Gump:

 I don't know if we each have a destiny,

or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both.

Maybe both is happening at the same time.

[repeated line from the movie]
Forrest Gump: That's all I have to say about that.

PLEASE SUPPORT BIRTH CONTROL !!

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What is Hell?

Hell is having the opportunity to better the world and letting the moment pass without taking action.

 Hell is the first part of hell-o, nothing more. Go out and make a friend.

You have a set of cells in your brain that beat out rhythms (the music your organs respond to) marking time..  If the beat goes on,

your life continues and your brain stores significant events linked to your time .  The process of dying starts the review of your life

  (Is there Life after Life (re-incarnation)??)   Packing the "Bell Curve" of your roulette memorywheel with good deeds increases the odds that

when your "clock" stops, any remaining memory images that fire off are good memories frozen in timelessness (heaven or hell).

   The people I worry most about are those with AIDS who

 knowingly infect  and ruin others lives.                         

I would not want my last image at my death to be one of pleasuring myself at the risk of injuring others.  I don't want to be

stranded in timelessness with that image. That would be true hell for me. But we each have our own

personal hell --What is yours?  Keep your roulette wheel packed with good deeds to help with the odds of a pleasurable eternity.

While Mother Teresa may have had her doubts, I have no doubt  her last image was a pleasurable feeding of hungry children.  She packed her

memorywheel with many of those images and statistically, the time-ball would have landed on one of them when her "clock" stopped.

Does GOD condone suicide?

Life is your chance to prove that your genetic combination is worth preserving.  Many drunks and derelicts  have fought back from

the bowels of despair to make significant contributions to society. Even Einstein was a marginal student not projected to do much with his life.

Don't give up on yourself without a good fight but remember, GOD wins either way.

You are part of the collective and you cannot die -- only change from being a physical instrument of GOD

to being the notes of God's music.  Beethoven  is dead but each generation re-births his music bringing him back to life.

Useful parts of you will be preserved and lead to the betterment of future life -- one with fewer allergies

or the analytical brain power to solve the energy crisis with cold fusion. Live your life, be all that you can be, bow out graciously.

Does GOD make mistakes?

Yes.  GOD succumbs to the law of unintended consequences too.  The BORG are one with the plants and trees, living in the soil with the roots

 and providing an intelligence and  nutrients to the organism.  When scientists erected a fence around some African acacia trees for

 a 10 year study to observe if fencing out the leaf eaters would help the trees grow. The BORG felt the drop in leaf eating and told the tree

 to drop it's nectar production and the swollen thorns that biting ants used for housing. The ants had no choice but to turn on it's protector and

 burrow in to the bark.  Instead of protecting the tree by keeping marauding pests away, the ants became a pest and provided entry for other

 insects to attack the tree. We didn't respect the delicate balance established between the leaf eaters, the ant protectors, and the tree.

 The end result was the trees stopped growing and became sickly while the trees outside the fence subject to elephants and giraffes eating

 their leave were healthy.  Didn't plan or foresee that happening.  God doesn't have a perfect crystal ball.